Swimming Enthusiasts Gifts

'I can't figure it out. I swim all day and I can't lose weight.'

"I will never let you drown."

'I don't know... it's kind of a wet dog smell.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Wine taster with mineral water

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Lapdogs

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Rip Taylor Tide

"I spilled my drink."

No petting in the pool!

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Bathing suit.

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

Bill Shankland

"Yep, that's water retention."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

"Well, some of us were synchronized."