Swim Lovers Gifts

'It's easy for you to float, mom, you got buoys!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"They're so like us."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Fishing boat.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Swimming Champion.

Lapdogs

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Bathing suit.

No petting in the pool!

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Motor Channel Crossing.

First Dive

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

'I hope you don't think I invited you swimming just because you have a couple of webbed toes.'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .