Swim Lover Gifts

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

The Imperfect Storm

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Sandy Floss

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail