Swimming Splash Lover Gifts

Yeah, I'm the middle child, if you count my dad.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Water Slide

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Lapdogs

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

No petting in the pool!

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Motor Channel Crossing.

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

Swimming with dad

Thank you for not drowning.

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'