Splash Aficionado Gifts

Water Slide

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Frog in the puddles.

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Mozart on a lilo

'This guy's FAST!'

Swimming Champion.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'