Splash Zone Lover Gifts

'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

'No more cannon balls!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Steroids.'

"I suffer for my art..."

Artist Misses the Point

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'