Splash Zone Seeker Gifts

'Help! Cold! Help!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Holy water, holy water...."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Artist Misses the Point

Painter's muse

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

No Loitering

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Gus never found the perfect wave

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'