Splash Zone Seeker Gifts

'Help! Cold! Help!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Artist Misses the Point

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

Painter's muse

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

No Loitering

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Gus never found the perfect wave

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'