Love Swimmer Gifts

Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Make love not war

"Some fall harder than others."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Pool lovers

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Archers.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Swimming with dad

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

New Year: Peace, Justice, Love

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

Less Summer More Love

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

'Oh, that's Fred.'

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

"Down the end and second on your left."

Cooling off

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'Synchronised swimming,'