Lighthearted Swimmer Gifts

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you come here often?'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Wanna go out?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Right Sir, here we go...'

Dancing Queen

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Golf mole

'Don't jump, Lou! I'm sure you're not the first golfer to get a thirty-two on this hole!'

"Down the end and second on your left."

'She's a light eater, when it gets light... she starts to eat!'

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'