Lighthearted Swimmer Pillows

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you come here often?'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Wanna go out?"

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Right Sir, here we go...'

Move it, pal. You're in the lap lane.

Dancing Queen

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Golf mole

'Don't jump, Lou! I'm sure you're not the first golfer to get a thirty-two on this hole!'

Hiccups. Run for the cure.

"Down the end and second on your left."

'She's a light eater, when it gets light... she starts to eat!'

'Your Bill is crooked.'

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'