Fun-loving Swimmer Pillows

'Hey babe, do you swim here often?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Rugby Player

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Pool lovers

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'Right Sir, here we go...'

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

"Down the end and second on your left."

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'All I really wanted was a swim!'