Playful Swimmer Pillows

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"That is six feet."