Splashy Swimmer Pillows

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

'Steroids.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

"That is six feet."