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Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Steroids.'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'