Whimsical Swimmer T-Shirts

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

The Victors

'He did it for us.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

The Acrobat/Musician

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

A orchestra performs in the rain

Interpretive marathon

'Synchronised swimming.'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"Be still and know that I am cod."

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

'That is very cute, dear, but it is not putting dinner on the table.'

White Cat Dancing

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Bell

Ballerina

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'Your Bill is crooked.'

'Synchronised swimming,'