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The Victors

Interpretive marathon

Drop shadow boxing.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Balloon dog training

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Possums that ski.

'Go deep.'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

The Acrobat/Musician

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"It doesn't matter what the score is. When kids play, they play to learn sportsmanship, teamwork and the benefits of physical activity."

A orchestra performs in the rain

Bobsleigh practice.

Downhill taxidermy never made it past the trial stages of the Olympics.

Javelin

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Sports for slipper wearers.

The Swan.

Baseball signs.

A man running on top of water