Playful Swimmer Gifts

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Want to go for a dip?'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

"That is six feet."