Casual Swimmer Gifts

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Live Stream

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Wine at the Bar

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"That's my boy!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Built and Built without a permit.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."