Casual Surfer Gifts

"You told the doctor your exercise was surfing?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Built and Built without a permit.

Colin V Longshore Drift

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Use it or lose it.

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Luckily I hit the pin!

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

A Flag in One

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."