Seasonal Swimmer Gifts

'Is it labor day already?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Panettone

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I've never done this before.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Tetanus Jab

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Lock Ness picture.

Swimmers sewage warning

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

Statue of the Unknown Sychronised Swimming Team

I told you skinnydipping was a bad idea.