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'Is it labor day already?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Panettone

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I've never done this before.'

'Want to go for a dip?'

Pool lovers

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

Tetanus Jab

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Swimmers sewage warning

Lock Ness picture.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

Self-isolation synchronised swimming

Man fishing in a swimming pool where synchronised swimmers practice.

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

Statue of the Unknown Sychronised Swimming Team

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'