Ice Swimmer Gifts

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Raging Bull on Ice

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'