Ice Swimmer Mugs

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Raging Bull on Ice

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"It's John Paul Yeti."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

"Never mind how I got up here — what happened to Grandma?!"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"That is six feet."