Cold Water Swimmer Gifts

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

A cold man breaking ice in his bath

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Live Stream

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

'Want to go for a dip?'

'Is it labor day already?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

'Help! Cold! Help!'

Swimmers sewage warning

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Lock Ness picture.

"This never gets easier."

"Hey, Honey, is the lake still co...never mind!"

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

'Now, that beats swimming in cold water...'

"Look, Doc, I'm a penguin. All I do is swim and eat fish. How on earth do I end up with high cholesterol?"

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

Cold water swimmer

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

"Is the water cold?"

"I did try to advise him against cold water swimming."

'Is the water cold?'

Aero-Bathing Machine

'Okay, Jimmy, you've been in there way too long now...'