Eager Swimmer Gifts

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Lapdogs

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."