Eager Swimmer Gifts

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Lapdogs

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."