Imaginative Swimmer Gifts

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"That is six feet."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."