Playful Pool Participant Gifts

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Distracting the fish.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Danth battle?

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Chick Billiard Ball

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

A Man mixing up his sports.

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Birds cue ball escape.

Swimming with dad

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

Javelin

Space Hopper Rodeo

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."