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Men swimming upstream like salmon to spawn.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Make love not war

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Some fall harder than others."

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Pool lovers

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

Archers.

A lesbian couple diving for pearls

Swimming with dad

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

'Hester had done the triple dozens of times in his mind. Now, however...'

New Year: Peace, Justice, Love

"And a trigger warning for today's lesson - peace, friendship, love, and understanding."

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

'Oh, that's Fred.'

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

"Down the end and second on your left."

Cooling off

Sporting Event - A Record - She won the sweep!

"If you'd like to see more of me, take me swimming tomorrow."

'Synchronised swimming,'