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"Down the end and second on your left."

Shark food pyramid.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Take-A-Break

'Synchronised swimming.'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

'Are you a football fan?'

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

"This neighborhood has excellent schools!"

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

"It's not polite to point."

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Please calm down, Mam. I'm aware of the situation, and I'm doing everything I possibly can.'

A planet like ours - seaworld great whites.

A line of fish following a quiet fish.

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"