Swim Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Shark Chum

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

No petting in the pool!

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Whale Pattern Balding

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"