Swim Humor Enthusiast Prints

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Whale Pattern Balding

No petting in the pool!

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

A fish wearing scuba gear.

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"