Humorist Of Swimwear T-Shirts

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Oddly familiar formation.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Duck with outboard motor.

Dolphin Court

Take-A-Break

'Hey! Not fair!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!