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'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

The Imperfect Storm

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Sandy Floss

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Eel-mail

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.