Swim Lovers Prints

'It's easy for you to float, mom, you got buoys!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"They're so like us."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Fishing boat.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Lapdogs

Swimming Champion.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

No petting in the pool!

Bathing suit.

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Motor Channel Crossing.

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

First Dive

"I really miss the times when good looks and a song were enough to lure seafarers onto the rocks!"

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."