Synchronized Swimming Enthusiast Pillows

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Lapdogs

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

The synchronized shower event.

No petting in the pool!

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Rip Taylor Tide

The dream works when the team works!

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

Bill Shankland

Motor Channel Crossing.

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

"You can learn important lessons in leadership from studying sport, but I was thinking more about rugby than synchronised swimming."

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

'I always thought he was in great shape. I mean he swam constantly.'