Synchronized Swimming Enthusiast Mugs

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

The flies in my soup are doing synchronized swimming. The chef is a big Busby Berkely fan.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Lapdogs

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

The synchronized shower event.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Rip Taylor Tide

No petting in the pool!

The dream works when the team works!

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

Motor Channel Crossing.

Bill Shankland

Thank you for not drowning.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

"Do you want to watch politicians promise to make American great again, or watch Olympics and bask in the glory of Katie Ledecky and Michael Phelps?"

"Of course, with somone like me, a swimming pool is pretty much a must."