Swim Coach With A Twist Pillows

Join me in a beer?

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Artist Misses the Point

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"You're overthinking this."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'