Swim Coach With A Twist Gifts

Join me in a beer?

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

I told you not to swim out to far

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Fishy tail.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Artist Misses the Point

"You're overthinking this."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'