Swim Team Chief Gifts

Swimming Prankster

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

'The trick is to make it look as easy as possible while, underneath, you're paddling like hell.'

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Fishy tail.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Artist Misses the Point

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"You're overthinking this."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'