Swimming Strategists Gifts

"...and in terms of capacity, how many Olympic pools would it take to fill this Olympic pool?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Is the water cold?'

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Snail Coach

Fishy tail.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"You're overthinking this."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Boxing

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Duh!"