Swimming Strategists Gifts

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Is the water cold?'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychic diving competition.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Fishy tail.

Snail Coach

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Boxing

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"You're overthinking this."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

The pre-frenzy huddle.

"Duh!"

The synchronized shower event.