Strategic Swimmer Gifts

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Reverse psychology

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Boxing

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"Duh!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.