Significant Swimmer Gifts

30th Parallel.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'He did it for us.'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"That is six feet."

Pool lovers

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'