Significant Swimmer Mugs

30th Parallel.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'He did it for us.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'