Elite Swimmer Wannabe Mugs

"We're not accepting applications right now, but we'll give you a call the minute one of our members drowns."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

The synchronized shower event.

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

Pool lovers

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

Ducks following a child.

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Right Sir, here we go...'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

NO skinny dipping

Never swim on a full stomach...

"Wait! I forgot my fitness tracker."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

30th Parallel.

'C'mon! -- Let's evolve into Beach Boys!'

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

Swimmers Ready to Dive.

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

Swimmer with large feet.

'You're disqualified.'

"Cap'n tells me you two need more practice on the cannons."