Dedicated Swimmer Gifts

A swimmer doing the breast stroke on an armchair.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Lapdogs

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

The synchronized shower event.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'