Swimming Fanatic Gifts

Thank you for not drowning.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

NO skinny dipping

Never swim on a full stomach...

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Loud mouth bass.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Fishing for Birds

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'