Dedicated Athlete Gifts

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'We're serious runners.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Hockey Season.

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

Andy Murray

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

I love Kung Fu.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

'Why do you keep a picture of your wife and kids on your desk? In case I'm tempted to take a day off.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, I'm twelve years old and I still can't make a half-court shot in basketball. What should I do? - Moe. Moe, I know you want a quick fix, but there's no substitute for hard work. Master the half-court shot the way I mastered needle-point, practice five hours a day for seventy-five years … while giving your competitors backhanded compliments. With diligence, you'll eventually outlive anyone who knows your failings … which means they never

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

The winner takes it all?

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

Football Hooligan.

Football prayers.

'On your mark,...get set,...'