Determined Athlete Gifts

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Exercising

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Bernard Hinault

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Derek's a big fan of resisistance workouts. He always resists working out.'

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."