Dedicated Coach Gifts

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I'm always committing to things I know I can't follow through on."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine