Dedicated Coach Mugs

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'